Remember 
Dragnet? The real 
Dragnet, with a poker-faced Jack Webb solving crimes? Many years ago, the great Stan Freberg came up with 
Christmas Dragnet. It's better heard than read, but here for your pleasure is a transcript.
If you want to really enjoy every silly word, this is on the Dr. Demento Christmas album. along with the now perennial "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer," Doug and Bob MacKenzie's version of "The 12 Days of Christmas," and the delightfully zany "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas."
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